D3 Finds Matt
The return of Matt Hazard is impending
Tags: Matt Hazard Categories: News, PC News, Tech News, Wii News, Xbox 360 News
Posted by Daniel "monk" Pelfrey on Aug 29th, 2008
FROM THE PRESS RELEASE
Matt Hazard, the star of the 80’s classic videogame The Adventures of Matt in Hazard Land and many other blockbuster games is back in an all new next-gen title coming to stores next year. Matt Hazard is most remembered for his rippling muscles and his love for the children but here are some additional facts about Matt Hazard that you may not have known.
Matt Hazard was shot 1,316 times and lived.
Matt Hazard won 2 duels at the same time while calling his Mom for Mother’s Day.
Matt Hazard raced a cougar on a go-kart and won.
Matt Hazard is so sweet, his dead skin cells are mixed in a batch of top-selling hard candy.
Matt Hazard dropped an enemy in one hand and hooked up with a girl with the other.
Matt Hazard absorbed nuclear waste with his arm and dropped the waste as a nuclear bomb on his enemy.
So, join D3Publisher at booth #562 at PAX this weekend as it’s Hazard Time or you can get the details at www.weaponsofmattdestruction.com.
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